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Hello, friends and fans of Jim Hope and one of his appendages. Welcome to Freaky Toe, where we offer only the best in comedy, commentary, and other things that start with "com." We at the Freaky Toe factory hope that you have a pleasant visit, and always treat your toes, no matter how freaky, with the respect that they deserve. That makes the freaky toe happy. Things that upset the freaky toe are, for example, that commercial where everyone says "I'm gellin'" I mean, is "Helen McMellen" a real name? I don't think so.